December 29, 2013 § Leave a comment
Step 1. Make sure that your butt is in as close to a 90 degree angle with your legs. The angle formed between your butt and back should be obtuse.
Step 2. Glare like a motherfucker.
Step 3. Make sure you have good bling on the neck and wrist areas.
Step 4. Clutch eyewear between your fingers, or for a stronger effect, wear your glasses perched on the tip of your nose, so that your glare escapes over the top of them.
Step 5. Conquer.